Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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