Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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