Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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