best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Holy shit dude........stairs
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