How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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