Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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