Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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