All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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