Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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