i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize