I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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