no you cant smoke seaweed
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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