oh god the rape fog is back!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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