just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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