There was a lot of him and a little penis
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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