so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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