once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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