So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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