do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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