Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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