One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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