I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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