I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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