big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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