Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
