Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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