He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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