Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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