If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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