The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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