In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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