ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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