I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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