I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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