i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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