remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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