who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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