Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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