You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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