You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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