So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
