is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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