That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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