I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Blood and glitter go together right?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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