Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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