If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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