My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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