omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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