it wasn't lemon gatorade
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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