i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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