Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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